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Sure
an' we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day !
Okay, this month, (as if you haven't guessed) the subject for the
"challenge" is
St. Patrick's Day .
But, along with your submission on the subject, I'd like you to
send your favorite
"Irish Wisdom" .
Remember, poets retain their copyright on their submitted
material, so PLEASE, ask before
you take a copy .... and if you like their work....tell
them so, their e-mail is linked to their name.
I'd have to
say, one of my favorite Irish sayings is:
May you be in Heaven
an hour before
the devil knows
you're dead !
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What's
turning everything green?
I walked in the
woods one foggy March day,
And what do you
think I did see?
A little
green man no more than two feet,
Sittin' there,
starin' at me!
He had a tall hat, with a shamrock on top,
And he jumped when I started to talk,
He bid me good day, started running away,
Much faster than my feet could walk.
I asked him to wait, for I meant him no harm,
And He paused just a moment to say,
I'm sure that
you've heard,
if you catch me,
my gold,
Will
be yours on this Saint Patrick's Day.
I told him
I had, but I learned long ago,
You appreciate
more, what you've earned.
And I'd much
rather have him here as a friend,
Then he stopped
on a dime and returned.
He said all
his life, people chased him about,...
For his gold was
worth much, they were told.
But the words that had just come out of my mouth,
Could stop a Leprechaun
cold.
For tis true that
a friend, is worth more than gold,
And he wished that
more people had seen.
That it wasn't St. Patrick's Day, shamrocks or elves,
.....but their envy
That turned them all green.
Here is my bit
of Irish wisdom...
"May you live as
long as you want
and never want as
long as you live."
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Saint
Patrick's Day is Nigh
There's a wee bit of
Irish that flows through my veins
In my blood is an
Irishman's gene
And at certain times
in the year it might seem
That part of my
blood had turned green
To the home of the
Irish I would like to return
I would like to
go back there again
How would I return
or how could I go back
To a land where
I never have been?
So I will start
counting the days up in March
I will stop when
I reach seventeen
That day is well
known here as Saint Patrick's Day
All the people turn
out wearing green
There's corned beef
and cabbage and green bottled beer
(In the South, even
green are the grits)
Green candy,
green bagels,even green eggs and ham
(If Dr. Seuss gives
them permits)
So I will not plan,
then, in Ireland to be
All the people have
come over here
There's Murphy,
O'reilly, McGinnis, McGee
(And the Leprechans,
too, will appear)
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My Irish Wisdom:
You can accomplish
more with a kind word and a shillelagh
than you can with
just a kind word.
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Ireland
Out of the seas one
misty night,fairyland gave birth to paradise, and
The angels named
this beauty born of Celtic might,
Ireland.
Surrounded by roaring
seas of gold, protected by the cliffs of Mohr,
Filled with valleys
of rich green land, this place created by Gods hand.
Oh Ireland I belong
to your story,let me reach into your magnificent glory.
Legends born from
Erens home, gallant clans of O'Connor and O'More's.
Great tragedy you
have known, from potato famines to Henry V111's scorn.
Ulster wars, Sinn
Fein, reminders of a legacy carried from way back then.
Irish lore of dance
and song, of Killkenny Castle and County Dublin,
Children of Lir,
Gaelic Lor, Magilligan Point and Kerry Rainbow.
Stolen from English
shores St. Patrick became yours. We salute with Green
beer, and wink at
a Leprechauns good cheer, to celebrate the heroics of
Ireland and all
they hold dear.
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Tom's
Bits o' Wisdom
As
you slide down the banister of life,
may
the splinters never point the wrong way.
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Bless
you and yours as well as the cottage you live in.
May
the roof overhead be well thatched and those inside be well matched.
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For
each petal on the shamrock
this
brings a wish your way.
Good
health, good luck, and happiness
for
today and every day.
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Grant
me a sense of humour, Lord,
the
saving grace to see a joke,
to
win some happiness from life
and
pass it on to other folk.
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The
Story Of Rory
I grew up in Dublin,
a tough neighbourhood
with ev’ryone sayin’
I’d come to no good.
Bright green or
Bright Orange come Shamrock or Crown,
I’d kissed ev’ry
colleen for miles around.
Me Mither said “Rory,
son, Rory McHale,
you’re headin’ for
Hell ... you could well land in jail.
Stop flirtin', stop
fightin’ ... get married ‘n’ pray.
You’re 60 years
old, son.” ... Then Mum passed away.
I slowed up some
over the next 30 years.
No fightin’, no
flirtin’, old friends, a few beers.
The day I turned
90 I jest sorta sighed,
I felt my life fade
so I laid down ‘n’ died.
I didn’t feel diff’rent
from bein’ alive,
me toes ‘n’ me fingers
... five, five, five ‘n’ five ...
I felt young ‘n’
strong ‘n’ that’s wrong if you’re dead -
I stood up 'n' saw
me still there on my bed.
A great Golden Staircase
stretched clear to the sky,
to Heaven where
good people go when they die.
While waitin’ for
Sinners like me when they croak,
a horrible hole
belchin’ ugly black smoke!
I didn’t look twice
at that staircase of gold,
I took a deep breath
‘n’ dived straight down that hole -
I ain’t one to cry
about IF’s, WHY’s ‘n’ BUTs ...
I’d lost me old
belly ... I’d keep me old guts.
I got to the bottom
‘n’ there was Ol’ Nick,
surprised I was
ready for roastin’ so quick.
He said, “Man, I’ve
gotcha!, you’re sure gonna cook!
Jest wait ‘til I
check you in this great big book”.
He asked me me name,
I said, “Rory McHale”.
Big asbestos pages
he turned, with his tail ...
“MacDonald, MacPherson,
Mac Gregor, MacPhee,
MacGlusky, Mac Lauchlan,
MacKenzie, MacNee”.
“I’m DAMNED” snarled
ol’ Satan, ‘n’ slammed down the book.
“McHale’s not listed,
man, you’re off the hook ...
Not English, not
Scottish, not Welsh ... dear, oh, dear ...
You’re Irish! Pure
Irish! Get to Hell outa here !!”
A great golden staircase
stretched clear to the sky.
I laughed at the
Devil ‘n’ waved him Goodbye.
I climbed up, up,
up, ‘til I reached Kingdom Come ...
‘n’ who stood there
smilin ? Me Old Irish Mum!
Sheila's
Bit o' Wisdom
May your heart be
light,
and your wallet
heavy.
May the tax man
cease to levy.
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May those at odds
find common ground.
To our promises
may we all be bound.
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Of
the Green
Forty shades of emerald
green, they say;
the true Irishman
can see
Pretty lasses hold
handfuls of clover;
velvety and green
The Blarney Stone,
the temper;
the castles and
the brew
Irishmen in tweeded
plaid;
blaring Celtic highland
tunes
From Limerick to
Dublin;
beasts strain to
pull their carts
Past cottages of
thatch and rock;
toward journey's
end: the market
What makes these
Gaelic folk so rich;
in earth's abundant
treasures
Perhaps a hearty
laugh will do;
to please the Irish
pleasure!
Wisdom of L.B.
My ancestors
came from Scotland about 1680. Therefore I'm
anything but Irish----so
mewords of wisdom would be
"To all ye Irishmen,
niver trust a Scotsman" Yuk, yuk, yuk!
(Ye must say it
in the Scotish brogue.)
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Our
Moment
We walked
for
a moment together,
A brief span from
the years of my life.
I loved her as IRISH
love Heather,
And wanted her for
my wife.
She was sweet as perfume from a flower,
Her beauty as a dew sparkling rose,
As fresh as a brief April shower,
But, our moment came to a close.
So saddened was I
at her death.
How brief were the
years of her life;
As short as a gasping
breath---
She would never
become my wife.
I'll never find, though I try,
Another as radiant as she,
Who stood on a pedestal, high,
For all, her beauty, to see.
Though years have
passed since that time
Her mem'ry is fresh
as a rose.
The love which we
shared was sublime
Till our moment
came to a close.
Into a future
destine layed,
We stand as one and unafraid,
Wit, companion, tongue our sword,
Heart our master, life reward
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At
the Celtic Festival
The peoples of a shaken
land
Today all gather
round
With heritage and
pride they stand
With jocose voice
do sound
All as one, they’ve
gathered
To celebrate this
day
To dance each dance
for freedom
To bless their kin
who lay
Holy, hard breed
people
Defiant of decree
All thankful for
the home they’ve made
All happy to be
free
All showing way of
being
Each, giving us
a show
Of how their people
party
Of how traditions
go
And we, we all stand
witness
We share their tales
and way
We join the Irish
culture
And all enjoy their
day
And here's my
bit of Irish Wisdom
"May God
keep you in the hollow of his hand"
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Wearing
of the Green
In Ireland where the
shamrocks grow
Fey leprachauns
dance underfoot,
All banshees wail,green
rivers flow,
They spill their
loot in Lake Killarney.
An ostentatious
Irish girl charms her lads with blarney.
Her shillelagh tongue
wields silken tones,
Her kiss can scald
and whiten bones.
Now, if you ever
doubt my word,
You've never been
by Bashees lured!
(Irish Wisdom)
"It's difficult
to put an old head on young shoulders"
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Look
Out for the Irish, They're on the Way
The Irish are coming,
they soon will be seen
Just watch for those
wearing the color of green
Irish whisky and
coffee, and green colored beer
Leprechauns waving
shamrocks will also be here
They're looking for
parties where whisky is plenty
There's one going
on at the house of McGinty
There's others at
Reilly's, O'Toole and McBean's
Such fun and festivities,
like you've never seen.
Then over at Murphy's,
the tone became louder
Someone had thrown
overalls into the chowder.
Let us go to O'Leary's;
They're expecting us now
But avoid the old
barn, and beware of the cow.
Flannigan and Dugan
had argued all night
No one was at fault;
they just loved a good fight.
Then McGinnis and
Morgan jumped into the fray
A good way to celebrate
Saint Patrick's Day.
Wisdom--
Better than the
gold of kings are memories of happy things.
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There's
Nothin' Like the Irish
Irish is shamrocks and
Blarney stone,
Irish is family,
and love of home.
Full of fantasy
and fairy tales,
Monsters in the
loch, big as whales.
Irish can dance-can
they ever dance!
Leprechauns, gardens
do enhance.
Their legends tell
of magic things.
And, Oh! how Irish
tenor sings.
I wish someday to
fly away,
See Irish countryside
some day.
To Dublin I would
love to go,
To Michael Flatley's
Riverdance Show.
Irish Words
of Wisdom:
"A swelled head
may be your passion ...
Alas! You
can't eat satisfaction!"
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Ireland
Forever
Tis not just the wearing
of the green
or the parade down
fifith avenue
It's not just the
bagpipes
or the Irish step
dancing!
'Tis the Inner soul
and spirit
The restless seach
neverbeing satisfied
with the journey
always knowing
There has to be
something more!
IRELAND FOREVER!
'Tis not just Corne
Beef and Cabbage
or Guiness Beer
It's not just the
fiddle
or the pub crowd!
'Tis the courage
locked in the heart
of ye ..
The Determination
to survive
To push on against
the Odds
It's really "getting
it"
When they don't
have clue!
IRELAND FOREVER
'Tis not just those
old Irish songs,
or the soda bread
It's not just the
Brogue
or the cup of tea!
'Tis.............
The Ireland rooted
in the old and new sod!
The Ireland that
lives!
The Ireland
that thrives!
The Ireland that
takes the risk!
The Ireland that
believes!
The Ireland that
sees beyond today
and dares to dream
the impossible
Tis ......
The Ireland that
will
one day be united
and free!
IRELAND FOREVER!
A
Trip to the Emerald Isle
I landed on the Emerald Isle
All anticipation
But sadly
first impressions
Did not match
my expectations.
The
grass is greener over there,
That’s what
I’d been told.
The Colleens
are pretty; the men are all witty,
Yet none
of this did I behold.
I thought
they’d all be silver tongued,
With smiling
Irish eyes,
Welcoming
me with open arms,
But they
all just walked by.
I took a trip
to County Cork
To kiss the
Blarney stone,
But it made
me feel quite tongue-tied
And even
more alone.
I went to
Tipperary and Kildare,
But try as
I might,
The magic
was elusive,
Not a leprechaun
in sight!
Next stop
Dublin Town,
Where I met
a man called Pat;
Sure you’ll
have a sup with me he said,
There’s a
welcome on the mat.
The bar was
very crowded,
But they
all made way for me,
A man who’d
never drank Guinness,
Was a novelty,
you see.
The first
pint was like nectar,
So I had
to have another;
By four pints
I was singing,
And Pat was
now my brother!
I was suddenly
surrounded
By the prettiest
girls I’d ever seen.
The Irish
eyes were smiling,
And the grass
was the greenest of green.
At last I
said it’s time to go,
But for sure
I will come back.
I stopped
and waved as I reached the door,
And a leprechaun
waved back.
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My Irish wisdom: Tis not your name
that counts, tis your mind.
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'Tis
a Wee Bit O' Irish
Tis a wee-bit o'
Irish, i'm claimimg to be;
Tho, i've never
been crossin;, that old Irish sea;
I believe in the
Blarney stone, is that so wrong? The "Irish Rovers",
sing a great
song.
I believe in those
wee folk called Leprechauns, too
One just never knows
what "believin' can do:
Those wee lil-guys
, mischievious they are;
May be a'findin'
; some "gold", from afar;
Just what would you
do, with GOLD ye may ask?
Why, i'd buy me
a Genie, to do all my tasks;
The time that would
save me; Begorra!!.. how fine;
Time to seek out
some new "pals", while being online;
Coz, one never has,
one too many a friend;
I'd tell them ."i'm
Irish", their ear I would bend;
I'd fill them all
up, with some Blarney and then; I'd start a'lookin',
for many more friends.!!
Be so good that
God and everyone else will make
room for ye!
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THE
IRISH QUESTION
Have you seen that little
country,
like an emerald
in the sea ?
Full of mystery,
and music, and romance.
Where the folk are
kind and friendly,
and the air is fresh
and free,
And the leprechauns
will lead you to the dance.
I've never been to
Mayo,
or laid eyes on
Galway Bay,
And I've never set
a foot in Donegal,
But my mind's eye
sees the mountains
on a mist enshrouded
day,
And I hear that
quiet, insistent Gaelic call.
Are there really
magic rainbows,
hiding pots of fairy
gold ?
Is the leprechaun
still lurking there unseen ?
Are there mighty
Irish poets full of stories to be told ?
Does the shamrock
grow
in forty shades
of green ?
All these questions
without answers
help to keep my
mind aglow,
And my spirit soars
in primal ecstasy.
When I'm searching
for my Heaven,
then the nearest
thing I know,
Is that special
place set in the Irish Sea.
AN
IRISH JIG
If you listen very carefully
in the Irish evening air
You may hear the
strangest rhythm in the land
There's a humming
and a throbbing, and a singing every where
It's the music of
the Gaelic Fairy Band
Flynn O'Finnigan,
the leprechaun, is thumping on his drum
And his pounding
has this prehistoric beat
It will pluck and
pull your heartstrings till your brain is cold and numb
But that still won't
stop the dancing in your feet
Then there's twenty
fairy fiddlers, their music loud and shrill
With a sound that
sets your very soul on fire
They will keep your
arteries racing, and your fingers can't sit still
As the volume and
the tempo climb up higher
Now the elves begin
to harmonise with magic silver flutes
Though they keep
themselves away from human sight
And that wilful,
wanton wailing reaches down into your boots
So you'll dance
away each hour throughout the night
They're preparing
for the party that will celebrate the day
When the bombings
and the killings have to end
When the troubles
are all over and an Irishman can say
That an Irishman
is everybody's friend
Let us pray the truce
is settled and that peace can have it's chance
Don't you think
that life in Ireland will be grand
When we're free
from all the slaughter and we join in the dance
Of a feisty, fairy,
Irish Gaelic Band
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